Cholula Hot Sauce! Cholula Hot Sauce! Cholula Hot Sauce! Cholula Hot Sauce!
Cholula's Spicy History - by Josh Wilde Copyright 2003

Somewhere on this site is the "history" of Cholula Hot Sauce. It is a pack of lies. Careful research by a team of crack archeologists from Florida State University (actually, four linebackers and a safety who were given passing marks just to keep them eligible) recently discovered the true story behind the sauce - and it is a frightening one. If Americans want to keep any trace of their civilization, they must stop eating Cholul-enhanced foods now, before they go the way of the Dizecks. For those unfamiliar with the Dizecks, several thousand years before Columbus they had the world's most advanced cilvilization. While the Eqyptians were busy fooling around with pyramids the Dizecks were living in high rise apartment houses, sending out for pizza, and watching ritual sacrifices on their DVD's.

Cholula Hot Sauce! Cholula Hot Sauce! Cholula Hot Sauce! Cholula Hot Sauce!
Cholula's Spicy History - by Josh Wilde Copyright 2003

Somewhere on this site is the "history" of Cholula Hot Sauce. It is a pack of lies. Careful research by a team of crack archeologists from Florida State University (actually, four linebackers and a safety who were given passing marks just to keep them eligible) recently discovered the true story behind the sauce - and it is a frightening one. If Americans want to keep any trace of their civilization, they must stop eating Cholul-enhanced foods now, before they go the way of the Dizecks. For those unfamiliar with the Dizecks, several thousand years before Columbus they had the world's most advanced cilvilization. While the Eqyptians were busy fooling around with pyramids the Dizecks were living in high rise apartment houses, sending out for pizza, and watching ritual sacrifices on their DVD's.